So the books were rewritten until the story no longer featured its original graphic violence, coarse language and constant racial undertones. As in this case, the book versions of Harry Potter were written by British mass-murderer JK Rowling as an unofficial sequel to 'A Fish Called Wanda' but were rejected by Hollywood on the principle that 'Scene of a Woman' has already been filmed. Mark Twain was once quoted as saying 'When you are an author in this world and you write the biggest load of shit of all time, you get the book not only published, but Hollywood comes a-knocking on your door to beg for the rights to make a movie based on it.' Not always is the case of the adaption from paperback to film script kept true to its original story. Older people, film critics and in most cases, the non-readers with better things to do with their time, all agree that the movies are terrible, perhaps to the point where they prove that literature is indeed the root of all our modern problems. Speculation arises as to why it takes eight of these four hour movies to achieve this goal, but the children and suicidal grown adults who read the books the films are based upon defend this accusation by sticking their tongues out and making fart noises with their mouths.

Since Harry's introduction to the world, geeks everywhere have once again given themselves reason to think they are cool now that a nerd on the big screen is showing, explaining, and reenacting how to increase your Dungeons and Dragons XP level. It ends with Voldemort repenting, finally realising that he left school 60 years ago.

It consists of seven eight movies that each run two and a half hours longer then they should, and revolves around the fact that Lord Voldemort is hunting him, because Harry has a nose and hence, can afford to miss school with a runny nose, but he(Voldemort) does not. Harry Potter, the self proclaimed Chosen Dork of Narnia, is a commercially precious film franchise based on the Twilight-inspiring book series of the same name. For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Harry Potter (films).

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